As well as mum bringing me back a carnival mask from Italy, she also gave me another lovely gift;
Winter vomiting bug.
So I am now laid in bed feeling so shit, it’s unreal. I thought it was food poisoning at first but mum walked in on me throwing my guts up and casually announced that she’d passed the bug to me.
Urgh i’m sorry chick but your mum proper makes me angry!

